Can I have an 8oz Black Coffee, Please

I’ve decided to switch to fluid ounces instead of following Starbucks crazy and totally stupid cup naming convention.

I’ve been ordering using their short, tall, grande, venti scheme for so long that I fear it might take some time to un-learn this bullshit naming system.

Can I have an 8oz Black Coffee, Please.

If you are reading this blog post I hope you join me in de-programming yourselves from Starbucks marketing.