The Beanster Blog

In my bid to never use the Starbucks stupid cup size naming system. I decided to order a 16 fl oz Apple Berry Juice Freeze. It's too warm for my usual 8 or 12 fl oz black coffee. I needed to show Ms. Barista my cheat sheet because she gave me the "eyebrows-up-hand-hovering-over-cups-waiting-for-me-to-nod" look. I try my best to be a jerk to idiots but I decided not to blurt out "hey a barista should actually know this shit." because I don't want spit in my overpriced refreshing beverage.

The good: they are giving it away before it goes bad. The bad: it's Starbucks coffee. Still thank you! 

I’ve decided to switch to fluid ounces instead of following Starbucks crazy and totally stupid cup naming convention. I’ve been ordering using their short, tall, grande, venti scheme for so long that I fear it might take some time to un-learn this bullshit naming system. Can I have an 8oz Black Coffee, Please. If you are reading this blog post I hope you join me in de-programming yourselves from Starbucks marketing.