Lost in Translation

Everytime I go to China I come across funny things that go wrong with tranlation [CLICK IMAGES TO ENLARGE]:
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China seems to have everything... everything except the letter 'R' that is. "FILE HYDLANT"
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"THE ROOM OF ELECTRIC EDUCATION" is actually the Computer Room
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"SLIP DEFENDING MATS" are there to assure you of a safe shower
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A pack of "COMDOMS" notice how the brand is made to resemble durex's logo :P
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:D